United Flooded With Hilarious New Motto Suggestions After Forcing Passenger Off Flight

United Airlines is really bad at PR. Thankfully, everyone else is apparently really good at it.

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Jimmy Kimmel's suggestion for a new United Airlines motto was pretty perfect, but that doesn't mean we should ignore the patriotic brainstorming that's currently in progress on Twitter. United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz, in an unparalleled act of CEO fuckery, told everyone he was sorry for "having to re-accommodate" the passenger who was dragged off the overbooked flight.

In response, new United Airlines motto ideas are rolling in:

Love the new United slogan "Not enough seating, prepare for a beating." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

— Anna Prentice (@ih82b24ward) April 11, 2017

New #United Spokesman: The passenger volunteered to give up his seat. PERIOD! #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos #FriendlySkies #UnitedOurCountry pic.twitter.com/dAr7d5416D

— Brutal Publicist (@BrutalPublicist) April 11, 2017

'In the unlikely event of an overbooking, please assume the crash position whilst we hunt down volunteers' #newunitedairlinesmottos

— Oberon (@Kybabylon) April 11, 2017

#united Defending America's Right to Purge.

#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos @united #ThePurge pic.twitter.com/yF1fVBC7pH

— Steve Collins Photo (@SteveC_Photos) April 11, 2017

Board as a doctor,
Leave as a patient. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

— Do what makes you happy (@fanqin0619) April 11, 2017

"Body armor is located under your seat cushion." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

— Matt Bai (@mattbai) April 11, 2017

You are now free to be thrown around the cabin #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

— FunkSoulWilk (@FunkSoulWilk) April 11, 2017

#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
Tell us your safe word at check in

— Your Majesty (@theflipgod) April 11, 2017

Fly the Alt-Friendly Skies #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/EyqJPFTvzd

— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) April 11, 2017

Now serving punch #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

— Miguel Santos (@migs_santos) April 11, 2017

#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
WE WONT BE BEATEN ON PRICES!!

(but you might)

— furious pigeon💕 (@furiouspigeon) April 11, 2017

You can run but you can't fly#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/2joEKUOI89

— United Airlines (@Fake_UnitedPR) April 11, 2017

If we overbook, you'll catch a right hook. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

— Cactus Swank (@Swankbaank) April 11, 2017

" Early boarding, late boarding, water boarding, all the same to us ! " #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

— mr doh (@efdoh) April 11, 2017

We are looking for volunteers #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/KijqbaPxNP

— Tony Yan (@tonykwalking) April 11, 2017

You should see what we do to your luggage #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) April 11, 2017

United CEO response to United Express Flight 3411. pic.twitter.com/rF5gNIvVd0

— United Airlines (@united) April 10, 2017

Perhaps United will scoop up one of these suggestions. In the meantime, let us continue to marvel at United's PR strategy. Munoz, as explained to CNN Money Tuesday by public relations experts, should have eschewed the "re-accommodate" nonsense in favor of a full-on apology. "The apology by the CEO was, at best, lukewarm or, at worst, trying to dismiss the incident," Rupert Younger, a PR expert from Oxford University, said. "The CEO should make a better, more heartfelt, more meaningful, and more personal apology."

In an email to United employees Monday night, Munoz doubled down. "I emphatically stand behind all of you," Munoz said in the email, obtained by CNBC. United crew members, Munoz claimed, "were left with no choice" but to call in Chicago Aviation Security Officers to remove the paying customer from the flight. Following public backlash, one of those officers has reportedly been placed on leave.

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