Houston Stripper Maliah Michel Responds to Drake 'Retiring' Her Jersey

The well-known and loved Houston stripper isn't quite ready to hang up her dancing shoes.

Drake was in H-Town this past weekend celebrating the fourth annual Houston Appreciation Week—a multiple-day event he kicked off in 2014 that celebrates the music, culture, and influence of the Texas city. A well-known stripper appreciator, Drake dedicated Friday to commissioning a jersey retirement ceremony for three of his favorite ladies in the profession: Lira Galore, Miracle Watts, and Maliah Michel. While Galore took the time to document the event on her social media with many thank yous directed toward Drake, Michel used her Instagram to set the record straight about her past, present, and future in the exotic dancing game.

"Contrary to 'social media news' no man can retire me," Michel wrote. "I'm shaking this azz into a wheel chair. Maliah will retire Maliah."

Following her initial Instagram post, Michel addressed the jersey ceremony in a series of tweets:

Y'all don't know that nigga been trying to make me stop dancing. Always putting me down about it.

— Half Indian they call her Tonto (@IAmMaliahMichel) July 24, 2017

Always telling me I'm not better than anyone else in the club selling ass instead of dancing. But nigga can't stay out the club

— Half Indian they call her Tonto (@IAmMaliahMichel) July 24, 2017

Y'all just don't know. My only regret is ever trying to explain how much I love dancing. And thinking so highly of him

— Half Indian they call her Tonto (@IAmMaliahMichel) July 24, 2017

That I let his opinion of me mold my opinion of myself. Fuck that and fuck you if you got a problem

— Half Indian they call her Tonto (@IAmMaliahMichel) July 24, 2017

I remember pleading with him to understand. I said Beyoncé wears the same kind of stuff I wear

— Half Indian they call her Tonto (@IAmMaliahMichel) July 24, 2017

This nigga got mad and told me not to compare myself to Beyoncé

— Half Indian they call her Tonto (@IAmMaliahMichel) July 24, 2017

Bitch wha?! Don't you ever tell me not to compare myself to Beyoncé! I'm a woman that's what we do!!

— Half Indian they call her Tonto (@IAmMaliahMichel) July 24, 2017

No matter how light I tried to make things. Just always mean and hurtful. But whatever I'm done

— Half Indian they call her Tonto (@IAmMaliahMichel) July 24, 2017

Yeah whatever I love Beyoncé almost every man woman and child between the ages of 5 and 50 have been her once in their mind

— Half Indian they call her Tonto (@IAmMaliahMichel) July 24, 2017

And when I'm on stage of course that's who inspires me as well as others.

— Half Indian they call her Tonto (@IAmMaliahMichel) July 24, 2017

In addition to the ladies' jerseys being raised to the rafters, the well-intentioned ceremony featured other sports-themed elements, including a replica of the NBA Larry O'Brien Trophy, awarded to the NBA Finals champion each year.

Michel and Drake have a storied history. On "Miss Me," from his debut studio album Thank Me Later, Drake name-dropped Michel: "I'm in the city of the purple Sprite/Someone tell Maliah I'm on fire, she should work tonight." She later starred as the love interest in his "Find Your Love" video, also from Thank Me Later, and was romantically linked to Drake in 2010

Something tells me Drake will fall through the H again soon with a couple of money phones to make up for his premature assumptions.

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