"Duke Nukem Forever" Delayed AGAIN. No, Seriously.

It might only be six weeks, but ENOUGH ALREADY.

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Hey, look, there's a very special announcement fro Gearbox Software and 2K Games! It must be announcing that Duke Nukem Forever is about to ship. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOW JUNE 14 INSTEAD OF MAY 3?! We tried, guys. We suspended our disbelief and offered up to you the virginal rosebud of our hopes and dreams for a polished next-gen Duke Nukem. And this is how you repay us? With no reason, just treason? For shame, gentlemen. For shame.

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