Jeffrey Dampier had good intentions with his money, he really did. Once he won about $20 million from the Illinois lottery, he actually invested it in a gourmet popcorn store, called Kassie's Gormet Popcorn. Fair enough, right? Totally.

Well, his sister-in-law didn't seem to think so. Along with her boyfriend, who undoubtedly had dollar signs in his eyes, they shot Dampier in the back of the head with a shotgun seven years after he won, and left him in the back of a van, intending to take his money. They were obviously caught, however, and convicted of murder, and now they're in jail for life.

Trust no one.