51-year-old Christine Lee Brown of Palm Bay, FL was arrested on Saturday after calling 911 multiple times to thank Sheriff Jeff Parker for the bologna sandwiches she received while in jail. The dispatcher asked Brown if she was experiencing an emergency each time she called, but she just kept rambling about the sandwiches. She was still on the phone with dispatchers when police arrived at her home, and they let her finish eating those wonderful sandwiches before taking her ass right back to jail.
She's been charged with six counts of felony misuse of 911, and is being held on $3,000 bond. Hopefully, this latest jail experience won't give her a reason to call 911.
[via The Huffington Post]