The Internet, for all its faults, proves to be a useful tool when you need reassurance there are plenty of people out there far weirder than you. There are kinks and fetishes strewn across the web like a strange rainbow, and many of the colors are not even discernible.
Sex toys used to come in a predictable variety of shapes with easily perceptible purposes, but not anymore. Not since seventh grade health class has sex raised so many questions: 25 Confusing Sex Toys.
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Everything is illuminated
Insert Monica Lewinsky joke here
Don't honk the horn
Designed to feel remarkably like the real thing
I am Iron Man
Solar-powered pleasure
Just add hot water
Get pumped?
Fantastic Mr. Fox
So discrete
A new twist on a French maid
Needs more facial hair
Tastes like whiskey and disappointment
Eight-way pleasure
Geometrical lovin'
OB/GYN dreams
Saturday morning cartoon sex
Serious cyber sex
Is that a garden hose nozzle, or are you just happy to see me?
Like looking into a kinky kaleidoscope
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
Libido Whacker
Worth the extra two cents
Ride it, My Washing Machine
A gift for the Tooth Fairy?
What: Jimmy Jane Form 2
Cost: $145.00
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