The Most Pathetic Black Friday Tweets

Twitter takes shopping far too seriously.

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Americans have an unsettling obsession with deals. Why else would they pull themselves out of  cozy, tryptophan-induced comas to crowd into shopping malls, potentially to be trampled by other other shoppers, all for the sake of saving some cash on Christmas presents? And at 6 a.m., no less.

Holiday shopping brings out the worst in humanity. Twitter offers all the proof you need. Here are the most pathetic Black Friday tweets. 

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Offer Only Applies to Electronics

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Tween Monologue

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B-E Agressive?

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Five Months of Sweat

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Repeat

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Not Ready to Rumble

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Overnighters

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Explanation Needed

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Come Again?

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Please, No

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Don't Need Discounts

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Not So Loud

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Country Discount

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Walmart Games

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Nightmares of Missed Opportunities

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Essentials

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Good Plan

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The Thrill of Victory

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Hangovers, Half Off

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