The Twilight franchise has proven that young monsters want love. Despite needing things like, say, warm blood to live, teen monsters want heavy petting and necking in cars, just like the rest of us.
Warm Bodies, in theaters today, continues the trend, telling the hot-and-heavy story of a young zombie who falls for a human. In the spirit of equality, Complex looked for monsters who have been left out of the conversation. They need fictional love stories. So, we wrote some.
Welcome to Complex Presents: Fan Fiction for Monsters Who Need Young Adult Love Stories.
Try not to get too horny.
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