If you haven't yet read the absolutely insane (and partially disturbing) letter that's been floating around the Internet in which a University of Maryland Delta Gamma sorority sister curses out her fellow sisters for not talking to Sigma Nu boys and generally not being outgoing and flirty enough to make the frat boys happy, check that out right now here. An excerpt:
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So, y'know, she's mad.
After reading that and losing a little faith for the future of the human race, though, be sure to gain it back by watching the above, amazing clip via Funny or Die which features Michael Shannon doing a dramatic reading of the full letter - threats of assault and all. This is method acting at its best.
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[via Funny or Die]