The Greatest Celebrity Quotes About Oral Sex

Here is a collection of the greatest celebrity quotes about oral sex ever.

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Disgraced Toronto mayor Rob Ford caused quite the stir last month when he denied performing oral sex on a female staffer in the most Rob Ford-ian (coining this phrase now) way possible: He said he had "more than enough to eat at home." He was referring to his wife.

Initial response: YIKES. NO. REALLY? MAKE IT STOP. Can we all collectively sue for the mental distress that quote caused us? Secondary response: Ford can't be the first celebrity to talk so candidly about oral sex. And, go figure, he's not—in fact, a lot of other well-known figures in politics and entertainment have spoken about it, going as far back as J. Edgar Hoover.

So, in honor of Ford's flub (and the terrifying mental images it created), here's a list of every single other celebrity quote about oral sex that we could find. Let's start with the oldest...

Here's J. Edgar Hoover, in the 1950s:

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Ever wanted to know how Michael Douglas got cancer?:

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Lenny Clarke's words of wisdom:

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Jenny Eclair 

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Allen Ginsberg:

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Justin Long, Mac guy and freak:

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Maureen Lipman doesn't like the scenery:

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Rob Ford, being Rob Ford:

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Adam Lambert kissed a girl and didn't like it at all:

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Lisa Vanderpump with a weird fact about the UK:

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Cynthia Heimel with some exercise tips:

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Sharon Stone:

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Sharon Osbourne:

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Evan Rachel Wood, dissing the MPAA :

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...and her husband, Jamie Bell, with some life advice:

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Gabrielle Union is easy to shop for:

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Paris Hilton...assuming that no one has seen her sex tape:

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...and, last but not least, Katee Sackhoff with the best story about continuing education:

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