Man Caught Having Sex with Mattress (in Public) in Ireland

Scarring witnesses for life.

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Anyone near a particular senior's center in Northern Ireland might've had the misfortune of spotting a man plowing away at a mattress while watching porn on a portable DVD player last week. 

The New York Daily News reports that 52-year-old Martin Gregory Coll was discovered in the midst of the lewd act in the parking lot of Derry's Lavery Fold Old People's Home on Aug. 23. According to the police report, Coll was found "naked from the waist down with his trousers and underwear down by his ankles, and he was simulating sex with the mattress." Though Coll's display had numerous unfortunate witnesses, none of them wanted to relive the horror by making formal statements to the police. 

Coll, who is homeless, faces charges for committing an act of lewd, obscene and disgusting nature, outraging public decency, and committing indecent behavior.

[via New York Daily News]

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