Have you seen Brian Austin Green lately? Was he looking a little bit blue ... in the balls?
Haha, just kidding -- nobody has seen Brian Austin Green lately! But his wife Megan Fox did tell basically the whole world that Green is not getting it in.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles actress went on The View and said, "My [2-year-old son Noah] sleeps in bed with us, so there's really no way," while talking about sex with her husband.
During promotion for the movie, she confirmed her body is currently a Brian Austin Green-penis-free zone by telling Entertainment Tonight, "Brian doesn't get any intimacy whatsoever." Damn.
She also publicly stated this week that she's given up carbs cold turkey, and she's repulsed by the thought of eating bread.
So wait. No pizza and no sex? Fox may actually be the demon from Jennifer's Body. No mere human could survive that.
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[Via E!]
