Trailer Hitch Finally Admits Dolphins Are Smarter Than All of us, Wishes Morgan Freeman Would Call More Often

Trailer Hitch proves dolphins are smarter than all of us.

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I don't like talking about my time spent with the dolphins.

Their love was stern and I still carry the scars of my days under the sea. Still, that's not going to stop Hollywood from releasing a sequel to Dolphin Tale. What? You've never seen the Ashley Judd, Morgan Freeman, Harry Connick Jr. porpoise vehicle? No matter, the sequel is incoming and looks equally deplorable. But the biggest question we've got for you: Do you even miss the old Morgan Freeman?

These questions and more answered on today's episode of Trailer Hitch. Movie trailers exist to manufacture hype that films themselves might not warrant. They're looking to slide into your wallets and vanish after draining your savings account. Let Trailer Hitch help separate the trash from the garbage, because let's be honest, a lot of movies suck. Movie tickets are too expensive and life's too short to watch junk. You can thank us later. Watch all of the episodes of Trailer Hitch right here. 

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