Nick Offerman Brings Back Old-Fashioned Handmade Emoji

Nick Offerman is making handmade wood emojis in this "Conan" commercial.

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Nick Offerman, a real manly man with a real manly mustache, wants to bring us back to a simpler time, when emojis were made by hand and weighed about 14 pounds each. 

In this parody commercial for Conan, the sitcom star explains how his handrafted emojis are made of solid oak and work best when they're nailed together, you know, the way grandpa did when he wanted to sext grandma back in the '50s.

The funny thing is, I really want one of these for my apartment. Offerman is going to need to make a living once Parks and Recreation ends after this season.

[Via Mashable]

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