This week: Happy Birthday BEYONCÉ, welcome back D'Angelo, and sorry for your loss, Karrueche. Also, Sam Smith simplified, rappers out here acting like rappers, and what a hot racial climate is doing to your white friend who swears he's so down. Enjoy.
Michael Arceneaux is from the land of Beyoncé, but now lives in the city of Master Splinters. Follow him at @youngsinick.