After its predictably record-smashing spinoff dropped the curtain on its first season in spite of the fact that its creators only added a single word to its title, The Walking Dead made its rambunctious return to AMC on Sunday evening to the tweeted appreciation of millions. You won't find any spoilers or dissection here, but you will find the charming though ultimately unsettling Friends-fueled reimagining above.
After all, "We were on a break!" really would be a stronger catchphrase if Ross screamed it in the middle of a particularly contentious zombie battle wherein Rachel has turned and Chandler is begging him not to do it. Would Joey be the first to go? Would there still be a smattering of Hootie & the Blowfish references?
Of course not. Gunther would just eat all of them.