Having Sex With Lord Scott Disick Reportedly Requires Some Serious Paperwork

"I just want to fit in and I just want to be treated like anybody else," Disick told People over the weekend.

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Engaging in the activity commonly known as "sex" with Lord Scott Disick reportedly involves a bit of paperwork. Potential partners of Lord Disick, according to some top-shelf reporting from Page Six, are required to add their signature to a non-disclosure agreement before copulation to prevent the details from making their way into articles relatively similar to this one.

In fact, Disick apparently takes the paperwork aspect of hooking up quite seriously. Guests of an intimate nature are allegedly required to sign the aforementioned NDA and "check smartphones at the door in baggies" immediately upon arrival, Page Six notes. As previously reported, the purported Lord has recently been spotted attempting to allegedly bring about some reconciliation with his ex-partnerKourtney Kardashian.

Just last month, Kourtney and Scott were witnessed by People exchanging alleged flirts while partying with Pablo at 1OAK in Los Angeles. Though the former couple didn't appear in any 'grams or tweeted photos together during the evening's festivities, People's anonymous sources (with amazing Pablo connections!) did cite the two as being "extremely friendly" with one another.

"The truth is I just [want] to live my life and I want to have a little happiness and a little balance," Disick told People on Saturday, marking his first post-rehab interview. "The truth is rehab did help me and now I'm just trying to be responsible. I'm not out here trying to get wasted, but you know what, I will have a beer on the beach." According to Disick, he simply wants to "be treated like anybody else."

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