The best part about being a serial monogamist, by far, is the dope ass collection of sensual calendars one amasses throughout his or her memoir-ready life. If you're stumped as to which day of the week Nov. 23 fell on way back in 2012, for example, you can just dig through your closet full of old couples calendars, flip to a totally not embarrassing photo of you and someone you no longer speak to, then say "Ah! Yes. Friday!"
Just kidding. There is no "best part" to being a serial monogamist. Also, who the hell would even want a physical calendar? Well, according to the calendar apologists over at Us Weekly, Kylie Jenner and Tyga are all about them. Speaking on Jenner's recent pair of sensual birthday posts in honor of Tyga's 27th year, a so-called "source" revealed that the photos are actually part of a "secret project" the two have been cooking up: a calendar.
If this source is speaking truth, then these two recent 'grams will be included in this alleged calendar of love:
Sure, we spent a whole fucking paragraph earlier mocking the necessity of calendars. But are we missing something? Maybe it would be nice to ditch all electronic time-keeping mechanisms, forcing everyone to face relationships past and present whenever they want to peep a specific date. *thinks back on entire life* Hmmmm.
