Dartz Iron Diamond: A SUV For Ladies Only

Big-bank ride or die chicks, stand up!

Not Available Lead
Complex Original

Image via Complex Original

Not Available Lead

Fellas, ever peep a hot colorway of Js or Air Maxes, only to find out they were made for the ladies? Admit it, it's happened—you even asked for the largest size, but backed out when you realized everyone would know you're wearing girls shoes, right? Well, meet the automotive equivalent: the Dartz "Iron Diamond", an armored SUV designed strictly with the ladies in mind.

Based off the company's larger Prombom, the shorter, curvier Iron Diamond comes equipped with eight cameras to help female drivers park the monstrosity without bumping into anything (we're not sayin' nothing!) Inside, the three door truck is available with ten ultra-exotic interior options, such as whale and chameleon skin upholstery. But why three doors? Well it's to minimize the chances that any - obviously wealthy - lady behind the wheel will get car-jacked or have her purse stolen from anyone approaching her blind side, DUH! 

Check the press release for even more unedited fun-facts on this eye-catching, head scratching ride from the women's section. Keep in mind that Dartz must spend most of their time on these big ideas, and very little on proofreading.

 

Press Release:

DARTZ PROMBRON'' IRON.DIAMOND or L4P LADIES.ONLY

World First SUV - Safety Uberluxury Vehicle created for ladies by ladies.


All we see the modern trends - more and more ladies like to drive big cars, and if so - of course they want to drive unique and exclusive. It's very hard to meet two ladies in same dresses on party - but quite easy to meet ten ladies come on this party on similar black SUV's.

DARTZ solve this problem.

And - as always this decision is bulletproof.

And not only because DARTZ cars stop the bullet - but because this idea is as always unbeatable.

The first car is ordered by one of famous kazakh oil kings daughters - and here is here what she got.

The base of new car from DIAMOND line is shorter than any other models - as all ladies are professionals in parking :-)

Same reasons is why TELEFUNKEN created for DARTZ world first 8 cameras system - now they can park not only "on sound" but also us monitors.

This car is 3-doors only - as mainly ladies drive in big SUV's with their handbags - which some hijackers like to stole. It;s impossible with DARTZ - there are no left passenger door :-).

And the main and most important - this car have 10 dresses. Snake, crocodile, whale, skat, xameleon and elefant skins or standart carbon's and matt's can be installed on this car in maximum 7 days.

And YES, there are first ladies who choosed world first LADIES.ONLY SUV - why waste money on standart car and after that to spoil(er) it - if easier to buy car from BOUTIQUE CAR makers with more than hundred years history?

Ladies who visited Top marques Monaco choosed car from boutique. Of course with dress for next year parties!

Stay tuned - new trends are coming from DARTZ as Vodka and Girls fuel our brains!!!

 

Latest in Sports