10 Reasons Not To Ride A Segway

You should never, ever ride a Segway. Here's why.

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They're used as punchlines

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They're the most embarrassing vehicles in the world

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Tourists like them

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Segway gave the world nothing good

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Paul Blart wasn't fiction

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The road is already crowded

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A Segway can never, ever, ever look bad-ass

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They make mean men look like little girls

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They kill their own

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God gave us legs for a reason

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