A Gentleman's Guide to Road Rage

Refined homicidal anger for the modern day gentleman.

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While bumper-to-bumper rage is an inescapable byproduct of driving, motorists have complete control over how they handle their anger while sitting behind the wheel. And, when it comes to being a gentleman (read: not getting out of your car with a pitching wedge in one hand and an extended middle finger in the other), nonchalant coolness is the best way to go. Look, we've all been cut off, honked at, and called a "jerk-off" during the high intensity work commute. But today, Complex Rides dopes you on how to handle those situations like a refined bawse.

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Do not position your fingers or arms in a manner that another driver would see as a personal attack.

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When it comes to using your automobile's warning device, exercise restraint.

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If things start to get a little chippy, keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle behind locked doors.

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Keep a calming rhythm and blues station preset on your radio to create a smooth and warm environment.

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Keep to your original path of motion and do not disturb others.

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Whenever possible, avoid high intensity road environments.

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Take responsibility for thy actions, regardless of who was truly at fault.

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Focus on yourself, and keep your eyes on the road ahead.

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When in doubt, smile and move along.

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Checketh yourself before thou wrecketh yourself (or car, as it were).

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