THE KID MERO'S GUIDE TO NBA ALL-STAR WEEKEND

KID MERO BLESSES US WITH SOME DO AND DON'T KNOWLEDGE DARTS.

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The voice of the Internet, The Kid Mero, will be offering his opinions on everything from dating to fake Louis bags, exotic cuisine to laundry on Complex.com, twice weekly. Mero speaks for himself, his views do not necessarily reflect those of Complex.com, Esperanza from the hotel, Michael Kors, or your girlfriend's coworkers. You've been warned.

AYYYY, IM BACK INTERNET. THIS TIME I'M VERY EXCITED BECAUSE I AM A RABIDINIOUS NBA FAN AND THIS WEEKEND IS ALL-STAR WEEKEND IN NEW ORLEANS!!! ALL TYPES OF CONTESTS AND CELEBRITY GAMES, DUNKS, AND STRIPPERS TRYNA GET CHOSE BY A BALLER WILL BE IN CIRCULATION. YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOMEONE TO HELP YOU NAVIGATE NAWLINS AND I'M FINNA DO THAT FOR YOU BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO, B. I'M A MAN OF THE PEOPLE AND I JUST WANT YOU TO PROSPER AND WIN BECAUSE I LOVE YOU [PAUSE]. HERE'S A COUPLE DO'S & DON'TS TO HELP YOU MANEUVER ALL-STAR WEEKEND.

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JUSTIN BIEBER

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TIMELINESS

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ENJOYING NEW ORLEANS

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BEING A FAN

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