Peyton Manning is, rightly, being praised from all corners of the world right now after throwing his record-breaking 509th touchdown pass earlier in tonight’s game against the San Francisco 49ers. Such a tremendous accomplishment deserves plenty of adulation, certainly, but a dose of caution is also advisable in a lovefest such as this one.
Enter Jenn Sterger:
Hey Peyton, if that congratulatory text from "He who shall not be named" is an MMS... Prolly best to just delete that one.
— Jenn Sterger (@jennifersterger) October 20, 2014
Sterger's cautioning words should serve as a truly powerful warning to the new record holder. You may recall that in 2011, Sterger accused Brett Favre of leaving her voicemails and sending her pictures of his penis (reports that Favre only partially denied), so clearly she knows what she's talking about.
So watch out, Peyton. You never know when Lil’ Brett is going to blow up your phone.
[via Twitter]