F*ck, Marry, Kill? Nah, We're Playing Trade, Max, Amnesty

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It's basically NBA "Fuck, Marry, Kill", but requires more logic and less bodily fluids. While there are no wrong answers, responses will give an insight into what you value in a basketball player and why. That's always more interesting than just arguing over who's better.

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? ? ? ? ? ? ? 2. Max one player. (Assume this guy will eat up 30-35% of whatever the salary cap is.)

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? ? ? ? ? ? ? 3. Amnesty one player. (Assume they won't go home, but have to get the fuck outta here.)

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? ? ? ? ? ? ? 4. Participants would play under today's rules. (No hand checking, Michael.)

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? ? ? ? ? ? ? 5. Age doesn't matter. (Assume a decade of production from that starting point.)

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? ? ? ? ? ? ? 6. Neither do injuries. (Penny 4 Prez?)

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? ? ? ? ? ? ? 7. Got it? Good. Cause it's your turn.

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