Umbro USA: the proud producer of Liga Deportiva Universitaria de Quito's 2014-2015 away kits which, in turn, are the proud sponsor of drunk drivers everywhere.
Wait, what?
The 2014/15 away kit for @LDU_Oficial Quito. #Umbro #LDU #Ecuador pic.twitter.com/pJu4VWH170
— Umbro USA (@UmbroUSA) December 16, 2014
Let's think: What usually happens when you combine Budweiser with Chevrolet?
Give a round of applause for the sales team responsible for assembling that indelible pairing.
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