Gallery: Faces You Use While Arguing With Your Girlfriend, According to Eli Manning

Why did you wish your ex a happy birthday? These are the faces you use while arguing with your girlfriend, according to Eli Manning.

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Since the New York Giants won their second Super Bowl in four years in 2011, it hasn’t been the greatest of times for two-time Super Bowl MVP Eli Manning. In the years following, Eli has never led Big Blue to more than nine wins in a season, and he recently ended his worst year—as far as wins and losses are concerned—since taking over as the full-time starter in 2005.

In fact, aside from winning Super Bowl XLII and XLVI, Manning has been pretty average throughout his career. He has a career completion percentage of 59.0 has thrown 259 touchdowns against 185 interceptions, and holds a regular season record of 91-76.

However, those two Super Bowl victories cannot be ignored. There are just 11 quarterbacks in NFL history with the distinction of two or more Super Bowl victories, and Elisha Nelson Manning is one of them. And while he’s been far from the most dominant quarterback over the last 10 years or so, he has been one of the most durable. Eli currently holds the third-longest NFL quarterback consecutive start streak of all-time with 178 straight games, regular season and playoffs combined. He is the active leader ahead of Phillip Rivers.

With the last name Manning and all those games played, there have been a whole lot of memorable facial expressions. Today Eli Manning turns 34, and in celebration of the mild-mannered quarterback’s birthday, we’ve decided to round up those expressions and have some fun. From the shrug to utter dismay, these are the Faces You Use While Arguing With Your Girlfriend, According to Eli Manning.

When she tells you she’s been looking through your Internet search history.

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When your team loses the Super Bowl, and she tells you it’s only a game.

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When she tells you it’s your turn to take the dog out…in the middle of February.

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When her male co-worker hugs her a little too long at her company holiday party.

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When she tries to play it off by blaming the dog.

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When she wants you to watch reality TV when there's a game on.

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When she berates you for the millionth time about leaving the toilet seat up.

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When she says you’re acting like a child.

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When she catches you looking at some NSFW content.

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When she asks you why you wished your ex a happy birthday.

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When she says her mother is going to be visiting for a few days.

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When those few days turn into a few months.

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When she tells you to take it easy on the beers.

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When she texts about "needing to talk" later.

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When she catches you checking out another girl.

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