Do you want to sit and listen to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin talk about showering for 25 minutes? Uh, probably not. But trust us, you do want to sit and listen to him talk about trying to moonwalk in the shower—and failing miserably.
During a recent episode of his The Steve Austin Show podcast, Stone Cold told a story—a story that, quite frankly, may or may not be 100 percent true—about the time that he tried to moonwalk in the shower after Michael Jackson came on Pandora. He could obviously only moonwalk but so far, given the fact that he was in a shower. But in the two moonwalk steps that he took, he says he managed to fall down and wedge himself in the shower in such a way that he couldn't get up. So he had to call his wife, have her call the fire department, and then have them help him out of the shower. He also claims that he got the wrong end of a soap scrubber stuck in a sensitive spot and, well, yeah, that wasn't fun, either.
Again, this story is so ridiculous that we're pretty sure it's only about five percent true. But Stone Cold manages to tell it in such great detail that you won't mind sitting through 25 minutes of him talking about showering. You can start at the 24:40 mark of the podcast below:
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[via Uproxx]
