The Milwaukee Brewers Are So Bad, Children Have Started Drinking Beers to Get Through Their Games

The Milwaukee Brewers have driven small children to drink

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The Milwaukee Brewers aren't having a great year. Their record currently sits at 44-62, a whopping 23.5 games behind the first place St. Louis Cardinals in the NL Central. They also just shipped off Carlos Gomez, one of the team's only bright spots, to Houston as the team puts up the white flag.

Despite the Brew Crew's awfulness, baseball games can still be pretty chill to go to. You're outside, it's warm, and there's beers aplenty to drink away your sports sorrows. Even small children are downing beers in an effort to forget this atrocity of a season by their favorite big league team. Wait. What? 

This little dude was captured grabbing and slugging back what appears to be a tall boy of Coors Light at today's Brewers-Cubs game, and I mean he really downs it. It sort of looks like he knows he's not supposed to be doing it so he's chugging as much as humanly possible before he gets caught. Good for him, you know. When your mascot looks like this, all children have a reason to drink. 

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