Last year we found out that the Denver Broncos were fining Von Miller for the steady stream of farts emerging from his butt, which sounds:
A.) Kind of gross.
and B.) Like something the players union should file a grievance over.
Now, through exhaustive research, we've learned that the Super Bowl MVP's pungent derriere isn't only costing him dough with his team, but also his Dancing With the Stars partner Witney Carson, who is charging him for each times he rips one in her presence.
Taxing Miller's actual ass seems like a lucrative endeavor, as each time he breaks wind he has to pony up $100. This is in addition to the $100 fine she reportedly charges him for every minute he's late to practice.
Sure sounds like a lot of fun.
You can catch the clip above to check out a rectum that may or may not be mic'd up.
Definitely makes you want to set your DVR, huh?
[via ABC, Whip Clip]
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