Remember when that homeless guy got that announcing job because he had a beautiful voice? No not at all, you say? Well here's a Jacksonville-area woman who should get the same type of meteoric promotion based solely upon the 30-second street interview she gave in response to how well the Jaguars did in the draft. I have no idea what "We took it to the limit," or "We're just playing by the rules," or "You can't have a newcomer come in and...steal the show" mean, but I do know I'd rather see her breakdown football than Todd McShay or Cris Carter.
With all the people vacating ESPN they need a switch-up anyway. Seems like it'd be a fresh start for a stale format.
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