It's been weeks since you've cleaned, and you're literally one item on the floor away from being featured on Hoarders. You have two options: dig deep enough to find the motivation to clean up, or online shop until you've purchased enough home goods to distract you friends from the absolute wasteland formerly regarded as your apartment. The latter is the obvious choice.
With some help from our list, you can adorn your apartment with affordable (not to mention distracting) pieces of decor. Here are 20 Items for Your Home Under $100 That Will Distract People From Your Gross Apartment. People will be so busy admiring your awesome modular fishbowl and beer bottle candle that there'll be no need to clean up that Mount Everest.